kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

(Source: anus)

do you ever want to punch yourself in the face for liking someone a lot

(Source: ectogasmic, via humorking)